Ninja game

So my Orchestra started this 'Ninja game'. Apparently the've been doing it for several years now, and it sounds fun. See, so you pick your code name, and then you'll get missions from your director. (I think she e-mails them, but I don't know) So your mission will be like: Eliminate Jane Smith.
So then, the next time you see Jane in the hall ways, you go up to her and just brush agianst her, tap her, you know, just do something to make contact with her. The she's eliminated. So you get one more elimination to your record, which is posted on the door of the Orchestra room, I believe. But the problem is, someone else might have the mission to eliminate you, so you have to be carefull in the hall ways. My director said it's a lot of fun, and instills a wonderfull sense of parnoia on everyone. It sounds pretty great. Oh, and I think if you get eliminated, you loose all of your points, but I'm not sure about that... But anyways, it sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe you should go gather up your friends, or maybe a whole class, and start playing. I'm pretty positive it's a year long game, but if you really wanted to, you could shorten it... If you must... Oh, and by the way, I lost the game. So that stinks. Now whenever I read this post, or even the title probably, I'll lose the game. Yippee! Oh, and for those of you who are reading this and don't know what 'the game' is, it's this: If you think of the game, you just lost the game. too bad. Now you have to yell it out like this, "I lost the game..." And then if someone in the room (or general vesinity of you) doesn't know what you're talking about, you tell them. And then they're playing the game too. It never ends. And you can never win. Only lose. Kinda stinks, don't it. Yeah, your right, it does. But that's how the game works, so we'll just have to go with it. Oh, and don't think of not anouncing it... or... or... or... Something will happen. I just don't know what... Okay... Done now. BYE!