Today in work I did... Hang on, I'll go get the bestiary entry. Right-o, here it is. *ahem*
"One of the most ferocious beasts in our land, these hulking monsters are a little shorter then the man, and can way up to twice the weight of an average man. Their enormous weight and awkward size can make them difficult to eradicate, especially with the older ones. This is definitely one of the most dangerous creatures around, and should only be approached with the right equipment."
That was taken from the horrible "Double Oven" by far the evilest creature ever. Good thing we had the right equipment. We rented the perfect tool for eradication and installation, a nifty lift-o-tron-a-ma-jig. So that was good.
So I had this plastic water bottle, right? And I had some pliers, right? Heh, that was fun. I totally crushed the top, but when it was half-way crushed, I ripped the lid off, twisted it into a twisted pulp, and pushed it in. Then I totally crushed it closed. Oh, and all of that was after I tried to shoot the cap off and failed. So you can imagine how destoyed it was. It was great.
Also, that 'bestiary entry' was fun to do. I should do that more often. Oh! I almost forgot. Today I got my first tip. Ever. The people we were doing a microwave for (I did one o' them too) gave me five dolars. It was like, "Woa... Thanks!" So that was neat-o-riffic. Nay, gnarly. Yeah, definetly gnarly. ('Nay' is such a great word.) So that's it. Done. Finished. Kaput. El fin.
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